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Today, my father spent half an hour trying to convert my cat to Christianity. He has already done this with my other two cats. He's completely serious and thinks they are born-again Christians. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26926) - you deserved it (2546)

On 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm - animals - by CatOwner (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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hahaha wtf?! this is hilarious though! I'd probably play along or tell him they're Jewish or something.

#1 - On 07/12/2011 at 2:58am by pwincessa23

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ops dad: I comand u to believe
cat: meow?!?!
ops dad: believe or you'll be damned
cat: meow!!! (running away)
ops dad: you can't run from god!!!!!!!!!

#17 - On 07/12/2011 at 3:04am by MrFlintstone

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