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Today, I was having a nice dream in which a beautiful butterfly flew by me and got stuck in my hair, fluttering its wings against my neck. Then I woke up and realized the "butterfly" stuck in my hair was actually a giant wood roach. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40819) - you deserved it (2929)

On 06/12/2011 at 7:33pm - animals - by Jenievonteese (woman) - United States (Texas)

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This FML made me shudder with disgust at the thought of it. I can't stand bugs.

#7 - On 06/13/2011 at 3:08am by YacL

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atleast it wasn't goo from your boyfriend's woodroach.

#4 - On 06/13/2011 at 2:58am by tsim

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