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Today, my mother went shopping. She bought three boxes of Popsicles and a giant stuffed dog. She did not buy dinner or toilet paper. I've eaten nothing but cereal and popcorn for three days now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32862) - you deserved it (5167)

On 05/27/2011 at 6:45am - animals - by FeedMe (man) - United States (California)

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get money from her and buy food for YOU

#1 - On 05/27/2011 at 9:57am by DReamBig24

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At least you have a stuffed dog to stroke and calm you down

#4 - On 05/27/2011 at 9:58am by iAmScrubs

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