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Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15 minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML


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On 05/02/2011 at 2:02pm - animals - by Asirual - United States (Texas)

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So you had a whole 15 minute conversation about your pet grooming business and you didn't bother asking her any questions? Especially important ones like, "So, what kind of dog do you own?"

#2 - On 05/02/2011 at 4:58pm by amberita28

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At least she was polite and let you finish your spiel. She wasn't being a bitch.

#1 - On 05/02/2011 at 4:58pm by 10_4Franky

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