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Today, I'm a student vet. Part of my holiday work is to gain experience working at a dairy. A cow came on to the platform for me to inject her udder. As I was bent over, she decided to take a dump. Onto my left eyeball. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40478) - you deserved it (5585)

On 04/20/2011 at 3:27am - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)

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What a shitty job. lol

#1 - On 04/20/2011 at 6:07am by dtbomb

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Do you happen to work at the same place as the person who asked for a bottle of milk? Then that wouldn't seem so weird...

#2 - On 04/20/2011 at 6:08am by SayItNicely

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