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Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28451) - you deserved it (9868)

On 03/27/2011 at 6:06am - animals - by StinkyDogs (man) - United States (California)

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Why the fuck would you slam on the breaks, moron.

#2 - On 03/27/2011 at 10:59am by marinus

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You got yourself in a crappy situation :D

#1 - On 03/27/2011 at 10:59am by chell1894

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