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Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML

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On 03/27/2011 at 6:06am - animals - by StinkyDogs (man) - United States (California)

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Why the fuck would you slam on the breaks, moron.

#2 - On 03/27/2011 at 10:59am by marinus

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It would have slid through the windscreen if you'd slammed into another car, try seatbelts!

#29 - On 03/27/2011 at 11:21am by purple_sarah88

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