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Today, my family came back from holiday to discover that my little sister had messed with the cat flap before we left. Several stray cats were able to come in, but were unable to get out, and left shit in various areas around the house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22537) - you deserved it (2932)

On 03/26/2011 at 3:27pm - animals - by cathouse (woman) - United Kingdom (North Down)

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YAY! Moar kittehs! You can never have too many kitties :3

#26 - On 03/26/2011 at 7:20pm by Happygofucky

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homeless kitties wanted a warm place to stay! adopt them and give them names.

#27 - On 03/26/2011 at 7:30pm by underpaid011

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