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Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML

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Omg ewwww, I'd actually cry!

#2 - On 03/19/2011 at 2:41am by alicianoar

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Eww, get back in the shower.
How did you not feel it though? Anyway, FYL.

#19 - On 03/19/2011 at 2:58am by Doortje

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