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Today, I saw my dog sleeping, so I laid next to her and put her arm around my neck to be cute. Only for her to wake up and bite my nose. FML

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On 02/21/2011 at 2:50pm - animals - by phillyfan4life - United States (Delaware)

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You put your arm around your dog to be " cute?" Strange reason.

#1 - On 02/21/2011 at 6:56pm by mintcar

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"Let sleeping dogs lie." Never wondered why that's an old adage, huh?

#6 - On 02/21/2011 at 7:02pm by ImaginaryFoe

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