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Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48070) - you deserved it (3947) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous - France

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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That cat's a pussy.

#2 - On 01/29/2011 at 10:06am by CitrusGirl

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i feel so horrible for laughing >.<
sorry for your loss tho..
this time, curoisity did not kill the cat, the toaster did..

#4 - On 01/29/2011 at 10:07am by Keevarou

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