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Today, I was driving when I saw a spider hanging from the ceiling of my car. I'm terrified of spiders, so I was watching it instead the road. When I looked back at the road, I had just enough time to swerve to miss the fire hydrant but not the tree. Even the cop laughed at me. FML


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On 01/12/2011 at 8:29am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

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Thank goodness you made a solo crash. Even when faced with a phobia, please learn to prioritize life over fear of spiders.

#2 - On 01/12/2011 at 1:11pm by Ninjafriends

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This is remarkably common, especially in Australia where the spiders that get into cars are the size of your hand.

Still - it's incredibly important to just focus on pulling over safely. I'd rather be scared for a minute or two than dead, or accidentally kill someone innocent.

#5 - On 01/12/2011 at 1:20pm by Zebidee

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