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Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39371) - you deserved it (2708)

On 01/04/2011 at 9:49am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

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It looks like you went barking up the wrong tree and got bitten by bad news. Maybe if you had begged your girlfriend a little longer you might have gotten a treat but you were just a bad boyfriend. Now it is time to pound the streets and find another girlfriend, don't sit there like you're tied to a tree.

#9 - On 01/04/2011 at 1:24pm by UpsidedownKayak

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Dude I feel for you. About the girl and the dog, I have a soft spot for animals, but dont worry kerp ur head up the night is always darkest before the dawn

#6 - On 01/04/2011 at 1:16pm by AntDog27

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