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that sucks
Ur beautiful
kaayalbx
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30 - lmao
damn right
NoahStaz
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Agreed with 30
wow get a life and meet real girls. well ones that'll talk to complete idiots.
u kewl
Perfect material for a country song.
perdix
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Your dog probably killed himself because your girlfriend dumped you and, by extension, him. That girl really gave him a helluva red rocket.
win
BBoxall
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You little ****. This guy had the worst day ever and u just made it worse.
You're ******* disgusting. Let alone you're an ass too
jayAZ
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Maybe she knew about your dog before you did and that was whole reason for dating ur pathetic ass! buy a cute puppy...maybe she'll take ya back!
maybe you should grow some balls and stop spiking drinks
Dude I feel for you. About the girl and the dog, I have a soft spot for animals, but dont worry kerp ur head up the night is always darkest before the dawn
RedPillSucks
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Soft spot for animals, hard spot for women.... Or was it the other way around? Where's my viagra?!!!
I stole it and fed it to my dog
zebrapattern
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well how unoriginal of this post.
UpsidedownKayak
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It looks like you went barking up the wrong tree and got bitten by bad news. Maybe if you had begged your girlfriend a little longer you might have gotten a treat but you were just a bad boyfriend. Now it is time to pound the streets and find another girlfriend, don't sit there like you're tied to a tree.
I agree. He certainly sounds very melancollie, like he stepped in a big mud poodle. Whatever you do, don't collar. She'll probably terrier heart out all over again. And don't go chasing after her trying to retriever; you'd only look more pathetic. I would suggest a little trip to get over her - maybe to Labrador. You can use my travel agent, Jack Russell. He's a boxer on the side, but he's excellent.
Arschloch04
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Holy shit Doc. That was absolutely beautiful.
eminem_lover
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gotttem!
Karnezar
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Whoa. . . . .what the ****
Dear DocBastard i cant get enough of your comments... i may be developing a crush
tman350
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that was amazing brought a tear to my eye
Buchitoo
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Doc, you are the best!!!
legendary. |the kid|
#49 so your getting a crush on a guy who would criticize anything nat that he is not funny but he make fun of anything
Your nephew looks a little more buff then you. Thenewguy3 time to go workout some more.
DocBastard you're too awesome.
your dog died, get over it. As for the girl, she's cheating on you. ...i'd dig my key into the side of her pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive. jk
am i the gf?
Depends.. did you just broke up with your boyfriend out of the blue, then wouldn't listen to his pleads? And did he then call his mother to ask for advice, who told him his dog just died? If you can answer all these questions positively: you're not.
don't be mean she probably hasn't had a BF who didn't just do a one night stand in a while so she's imagining it
Three quarters of the people who comment on this site are seemingly in the middle of a competition to see who can be the least sensitive asshole. Sorry about your dog, and your breakup. Keep your head up.
Wait, isn't that the whole point of the comment section? *rereads FAQ and posting rules* "Please don't post any shocking or hateful comments" WHAT??! I've been doing it wrong this whole time?? Shit!!!
We tried to tell you Doc, but we just didn't want to hurt your feelings :(
UpsidedownKayak
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So who is winning the competition? *fingers crossed*
Sorry, you're never going to win. It's like the Never Ending Story, except this time, it's true.
don't worry only 10people(don't)hate you
On the dog: condolences. On the girl: you pleaded? dude, grow a pair. NO ONE is worth your dignity. Learn to be whole and self-reliant on your own (ie. happy whether you've got a girl or not). Then go find a rebound girl. Only think about a new relationship of any kind AFTER you've accomplished those two goals.
fthku
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Actually three goals. He needs to grow a pair first.
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Dude I feel for you. About the girl and the dog, I have a soft spot for animals, but dont worry kerp ur head up the night is always darkest before the dawn
I agree. He certainly sounds very melancollie, like he stepped in a big mud poodle. Whatever you do, don't collar. She'll probably terrier heart out all over again. And don't go chasing after her trying to retriever; you'd only look more pathetic. I would suggest a little trip to get over her - maybe to Labrador. You can use my travel agent, Jack Russell. He's a boxer on the side, but he's excellent.