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Today, between my cats scratching every surface they can find, my boyfriend's snoring, and the dog barking at every slight noise outside, I'm unlikely to ever get more than 3 hours of sleep at a time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18184) - you deserved it (5437)

On 01/04/2011 at 2:30am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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So you've surrounded yourself with animals you did not bother to train - that's your fault. As for the boyfriend, you've chosen to complain about the snoring instead of getting him to reposition or getting him checked out to see what's causing the snoring - again, your fault. Either buy some ear plugs or get used to the noise.

#40 - On 01/04/2011 at 11:57am by sallen0046

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Next time go buy ear plugs and you'll be set

#1 - On 01/04/2011 at 6:06am by denvan

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