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Today, I got a call about my dog who went missing a week ago. The guy who called said "We have your dog, but you aren't getting her back." Then he hung up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29125) - you deserved it (1697)

On 12/22/2010 at 4:50am - animals - by ks.swan13 -

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