Today, I got a call about my dog who went missing a week ago. The guy who called said "We have your dog, but you aren't getting her back." Then he hung up. FML
by ks.swan13 / 12/22/2010 at 4:50am / Animals
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"If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's yours. If it doesn't, it never was."
You can either swallow that namby-pamby bullshit, or go house-to-house with a baseball bat until you find your dog and beat the shit out of Cruella DeVil and her henchmen.
#14 - On 12/22/2010 at 10:13am by perdix
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*69, figure out what the number is, then look up an address, and bring the police with you so they have to give it back. but take some proof that the dog's yours with you, as well.
#8 - On 12/22/2010 at 10:05am by zebrapattern
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