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Today, I woke up to an early Christmas present on my car. It was a nicely wrapped box containing a dead bird, a half eaten sandwich, and a note reading "MERRY F**KING CHRISTMAS STAN." This will probably be my only Christmas present. My name is Luke. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19877) - you deserved it (1450)

On 12/12/2010 at 9:36pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

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Two weeks before Christmas some asshole gave to me

One half eaten sandwich
Two mistakes on the note
And a dead partridge from a pear tree

#16 - On 12/13/2010 at 3:52am by Triumvirate

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thats messed up
that guy has issues

#3 - On 12/13/2010 at 3:20am by supraz21

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