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Today, my wife of seven years told me that she doesn't trust me with dog-sitting her dog while she leaves to spend Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year's with her family. She ended up calling someone she "trusts" to take care of her dog while I spend the holidays by myself. FML


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On 11/18/2010 at 1:44am - animals - by nottrustworthy (man) - United States (California)

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there must be more to it, why aren't you going with her for Thanksgiving?

#10 - On 11/18/2010 at 6:21am by robc32ca

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She's your wife of seven years, and you're staying home?
1) You're choosing not to go.
2) She won't allow you to.

It can't be 1, because you're implying being upset at being alone for the holidays. Must be 2.
Nice relationship there, buddy. Trust issues from the wife, and being alone for three holidays. FYL for sure. :(

#17 - On 11/18/2010 at 6:38am by Ayame01

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