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Today, my wife of seven years told me that she doesn't trust me with dog-sitting her dog while she leaves to spend Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year's with her family. She ended up calling someone she "trusts" to take care of her dog while I spend the holidays by myself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25995) - you deserved it (3966)

On 11/18/2010 at 1:44am - animals - by nottrustworthy (man) - United States (California)

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there must be more to it, why aren't you going with her for Thanksgiving?

#10 - On 11/18/2010 at 6:21am by robc32ca

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why aren't you gonna spend the holidays with her too?

#11 - On 11/18/2010 at 6:21am by SouthernBelle14

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