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Today, my apartment building shut off our water for a short period of time because the pipes were being worked on. It was also the morning my dog had diarrhea on my cream carpet. Not only did I have to clean it up without water, I couldn't wash my hands afterward. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27621) - you deserved it (3048)

On 11/11/2010 at 1:02pm - animals - by jordanss - United States (Texas)

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Sorry about your "shitty" day!

#3 - On 11/11/2010 at 5:24pm by JumpinJacks

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I thought it was a given that just about everyone has bottled water or even a jug of tap water in the fridge. If not, you could have gone out and bought a gallon for under a dollar :)

#26 - On 11/11/2010 at 7:19pm by iheartglasses

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