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Today, my apartment building shut off our water for a short period of time because the pipes were being worked on. It was also the morning my dog had diarrhea on my cream carpet. Not only did I have to clean it up without water, I couldn't wash my hands afterward. FML


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On 11/11/2010 at 1:02pm - animals - by jordanss - United States (Texas)

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Sorry about your "shitty" day!

#3 - On 11/11/2010 at 5:24pm by JumpinJacks

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If you have a cream-coloured carpet, why wouldn't you have carpet cleaner on hand? My water is running fine but I wouldn't have needed it. I have gloves for cleaning and carpet cleaner. Water wouldn't even get everything out.

Also, sourgirl is right. If you knew the water would be off, you should've stored some.

#31 - On 11/11/2010 at 7:53pm by ImaginaryFoe

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