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Today, my apartment building shut off our water for a short period of time because the pipes were being worked on. It was also the morning my dog had diarrhea on my cream carpet. Not only did I have to clean it up without water, I couldn't wash my hands afterward. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21784) - you deserved it (2194)

On 11/11/2010 at 1:02pm - animals - by jordanss - United States (Texas)

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Sorry about your "shitty" day!

#3 - On 11/11/2010 at 5:24pm by JumpinJacks

See in context

+3

Ever hear of hand sanitizer?

You'd at least be able to wash your hands.

#19 - On 11/11/2010 at 6:45pm by Wilhelma

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