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Today, I found out that the noise I thought was a mouse in my room was a water bottle shaking when my refrigerator turned on. I stayed up till 4am looking for a mouse that didn't exist. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17082) - you deserved it (40616)

On 04/26/2009 at 11:13am - animals - by alikat (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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a water bottle doesnt sound like a mouse....
not really a FML

#8 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:21pm by swim703

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a perfect case for the addition of a "so what?" button.

and #9, if your or the OP's refrigerator had the power to gently squeeze objects, then your comment might somehow be valid. this i doubt.

#13 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:26pm by vers

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