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Today, after spending the three previous nights cursing the noisiest bird alive that continually disrupts my sleep to the point where I just want to smash the damn thing's head in with a rock, I realised it's been my pedestal fan the entire time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5227) - you deserved it (26097)

On 10/13/2010 at 7:58am - animals - by SoundConfuser - Australia (Queensland)

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haha.. did you also spend a month cussing that huge truck that clunks by every time you turn your washing machine on?

#10 - On 10/13/2010 at 10:39am by amerwin

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Idiot. How can a fan sound like a bird?

#2 - On 10/13/2010 at 10:35am by redpump

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