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Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML


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On 10/07/2010 at 12:21am - animals - by lindsey789 (woman) - United States (Alaska)

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Atleast she didn't call the dog a bitch and got it confused with you.

#3 - On 10/07/2010 at 6:06am by Mrsassypants

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Haha my mom does that all the time

#1 - On 10/07/2010 at 6:06am by caseyxoxo

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