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Today, I took my dogs to an empty park. While they were running around, I laid down in the grass to read a book. Someone thought I was a dead body and called the cops. The police and paramedics showed up. This is the second time it's happened. FML

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Maybe move a little?

#1 - On 09/22/2010 at 3:10am by Hummbinger

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haha WTF who sees someone reading and assumes it's a dead body without even going closer or yelling "hey! you okay over there?" or...something? were you in a really bad part of town where people find dead bodies frequently?

#17 - On 09/22/2010 at 3:30am by gusgus36

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