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Today, a wasp stung my nipple. Twice. The swelling makes it look like I'm growing a third breast. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23286) - you deserved it (2929)

On 08/15/2010 at 1:24pm - animals - by tammy - Sent from mobile version

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Keep a shirt on next time you go outside.

#15 - On 08/15/2010 at 5:15pm by Freeze

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OP - that sucks - FYL

To all the short-range thinkers saying OP must have been topless outside, I ask:
Q: Have you never seen an insect *inside* the house?
Q: Have you ever considered OP was wearing something thin, like a ... (wait for it) ... a bikini??
Q: Have you ever considered OP might have been wearing something loose on top like ... a tee-shirt???

And finally, why shouldn't someone be topless or naked outside anyway? There are plenty of situations in which that's a reasonable thing to do.

#159 - On 08/16/2010 at 12:02am by HappyPickles

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