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Today, my dog is mad at me due to the fact that earlier in the day I ate 2 peanut butter cookies. Apparently, they were his dog treats. I had no idea. FML

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On 07/03/2010 at 12:04am - animals - by peanuts (man) - United States (California)

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You seem bright.

#1 - On 07/03/2010 at 6:18am by Freeze

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How the hell would you know if the dog was mad at you?

#14 - On 07/03/2010 at 7:08am by artisticninja713

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