By Anonymous - / Saturday 14 April 2012 16:24 / United States - San Juan Capistrano

Today, late for work, I called my dad to see if he knew where my keys were. Turns out he'd taken them on holiday with him because they have a bottle opener on them. FML

By keyless - / Saturday 14 April 2012 15:20 / United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, my parents invited my Muslim boyfriend over for dinner for the first time. My mother made sure that everything including the salad had pork in it. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 14 April 2012 11:10 / Egypt - Cairo

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 14 April 2012 06:27 / United States

Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 14 April 2012 05:41 / United States - Garden Grove

Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 14 April 2012 04:57 / United States - Paducah
FML - The follow-up

Today, as a medical student working in a hospital, I asked a patient if he had any questions for me or his physician. His only question: whether or not my breasts are real. FML

falafalo Say more :
the_true_batman – I may not be a doctor, but that does not make the comments that reference female doctors irrelevant. Female medical students and female doctors face many of the same issues when working in the hospital. A couple of letters behind your name and a longer white coat don’t erase sexism. If you can’t make the mental leap to connect female medical students and female doctors as women in...
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