by SaggyBoy135 / 07/12/2011 at 8:19am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by Jackie Campbell / 07/12/2011 at 3:14am / United States (Colorado) / Love
Today, I updated my facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML
by _Emilyy / 07/12/2011 at 12:40am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
PSQ91's comment : See, your grandma liked it so everybody was like "this party's gonna be lame". Never add family members on facebook!
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
by me / 07/12/2011 at 12:20am / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
by CatOwner / 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
pwincessa23's comment : hahaha wtf?! this is hilarious though! I'd probably play along or tell him they're Jewish or something.
by Anonymous / 07/11/2011 at 9:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous
baby_dee97's comment : what was it supposed to be?
by Username / 07/11/2011 at 6:23pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by tony456 / 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm / United States (Vermont) / Intimacy
Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML
by dummy / 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
Today, I received a $50 iTunes card for my birthday. I immediately sat down at my computer and starting buying all my newest favorites. Then I realized I never redeemed my card so the $50 was all charged to my account. FML
by brokeaf / 07/11/2011 at 3:09pm / United States / Money
by BMike / 07/11/2011 at 2:16pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw a Red Tailed Hawk land on my car and spend a few minutes looking at his reflection in the windshield. This was all really neat until I found out he badly scratched my hood with his large talons. FML
by MakeItMaaco / 07/11/2011 at 1:56pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by Username / 07/11/2011 at 1:42pm / United States / Health
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…