About Thefmliest1ofthe
Date-rape me once, shame on you. Date-rape me twice, we\'re going on a third date. You know what happens on third dates... I probably have enough FMLs in my own life to crash the server, but I enjoy reading other people\'s failures more than I like to broadcast my own. I am a medical professional.
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Thefmliest1ofthe's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my fiancé what he liked most about being in a relationship with me. His answer? "I can watch your boobs without being called a perv." FML

By redlips / Tuesday 9 November 2010 18:06 / Japan