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Today, a customer cussed me out for hiding behind the counter a jacket she's been "eyeing since it came out". She loudly exclaimed that she was going to report me to my manager and get me "fired." It was my personal jacket that we don't even sell. FML

By ktmla / Sunday 11 May 2014 04:13 / United States - Fort Lauderdale