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Omgbrainz's favorite FMLs

Aujourd'hui, j'ai fait l'amour avec mon copain sur "Get Lucky" de Daft Punk. Le temps de la chanson, mon homme m'a déshabillée, m'a pénétrée, a joui, s'est retiré, s'est rhabillé, a allumé la télévision et a zappé sur un match de foot. VDM

By xxxxnight - / Wednesday 26 February 2014 15:52 / France - Pau

Aujourd'hui, j'ai annoncé la perte de ma virginité à ma mère. La phrase qu'elle a prononcée pour clore la discussion a été : "Ça me troue le cul." VDM

By Anonyme / Sunday 23 February 2014 09:18 / France - Strasbourg

Aujourd'hui, cela fait quelques semaines que le sentier pédestre qui donne une vue imprenable sur mon appartement est fermé. Mais ce matin, en tirant mes rideaux complètement nue, et faisant face à une dizaine de touristes, je me suis rendu compte qu'il ne l'était plus. VDM

By !apwal / Thursday 2 July 2009 06:59 /

Aujourd'hui, l'agent immobilier est venu pour faire visiter ma maison. Il a ouvert ma chambre et j'étais en train de me branler. VDM

By rmL / Wednesday 30 January 2008 17:10 / France