About Xalandra
My picture is my cat Puffy. She was the nicest sweetest cat ever. Unfortunately she was killed by 3 neighbor dogs a few days ago (that's my FML that didn't get approved) so basically people if you can't keep your dogs in your yard, registered(they didn't have collars), on leashes, and under control then DON'T have dogs. My cat was on my property, the dogs had no right to be there and they pummeled her to death. She was almost 18 years old and had a couple more to live, her death was completely preventable. In other words, take care of your pets so they don't kill other people's pets!!! I hate extremists of any view point (besides loving your neighbor and the golden rule) especially extremist Christians because they make real Christians who respect people and care for them look bad. If they're telling you they hate you for thus that or the other reason they're not true Christians!
Xalandra's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    44%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    88%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    44%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    8%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    86%
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Xalandra's favorite FMLs
By feiedbutter - / Saturday 7 December 2013 14:55 / Canada - Ottawa
By Anonymous - / Friday 8 November 2013 23:02 / Canada - Calgary