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  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Mobility

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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Consolation prize

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  • It's in the can!

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  • I moderated this!

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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    2%
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    3%
  • Beginner

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    60%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    32%
  • A new thumb

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    12%
  • 50 quality comments

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    16%
  • 50 favorites

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    4%
  • Judgmental

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    20%
  • YDI Master

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    4%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    5%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Theonetc's favorite FMLs

Today, while talking to one of my parents' friends, we discovered that the house he grew up in is the same house my boyfriend now lives in. When he recalled that he lost his first tooth there, the only response I could come up with was, "Oh my gosh, I lost my virginity there!" FML

By anonymous - / Thursday 3 January 2013 10:34 / United States - Canoga Park

Today, my boss called me Dave. Now everyone actually thinks my name is Dave. It's Nathan. I've been working there for 2 years. FML

By nato - / Tuesday 27 November 2012 13:16 / United States