About Stypahorlikson
I love Imagine Dragons, Rise Against, The Neighbourhood, The 1975, tattoos, piercings, coffee and anything and everything Star Wars. Message me on my kik for a chat - K_Dilone.
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Today, while at work as a lifeguard, an older gentleman who comes in almost every morning wearing a very tight swimming suit, came up to me and said, "I don't want you having any erotic fantasies of me." After a long pause he added, "Actually, I wouldn't mind it if you do." FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 17 March 2010 19:32 / United States