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  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Inception

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  • Santa Claus

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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

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  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • One ring to rule them all

    You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • 50 favorites

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  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    3%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    4%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    4%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    82%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    52%
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Midnightpearls's favorite FMLs
By ItWasOurAnniversary - / Wednesday 28 September 2016 12:08 / Australia

Today, a woman threw a sandwich at me, told me to go back to "fucktard island" and demanded to see my manager. All because the mayonnaise sandwich she ordered, shockingly enough, had mayonnaise in it. FML

By xoxo_retailslave420_xoxo - / Saturday 21 May 2016 12:57 / Australia - Parramatta
By ragnarok1540 / Thursday 18 February 2016 04:35 / United States - Philadelphia
By Anonymous - / Friday 22 January 2016 19:31 / United States - Cloquet