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  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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  • I never take things to heart

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  • Happy ending

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • YDI Master

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    73%
  • One more and it's business time

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  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
    67%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    34%
  • 50 quality comments

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    34%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
    16%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    14%
  • Happy month-versary

    You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
    83%
  • 50 favorites

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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    28%
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Ambrosiafan's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML

By NotAnInLawFamilyMan - / Wednesday 10 December 2014 14:05 / United States - San Francisco

Today, after spending the past 4 days asking both my husband and my father-in-law to salt our sidewalk, I slipped on the ice. I hit my head on our concrete stairs. While holding ice on my head, my father-in-law pats my head and says "I'll go get some salt." FML

By SnowyConcussion - / Wednesday 23 December 2009 14:30 / United States

Today, I had a mental breakdown after going through severe depression for several years. I told my boyfriend that everybody thinks I'm useless, to which he replied, "No you're not. You cook me good dinners." FML

By Suicidal - / Sunday 20 December 2009 22:40 / Australia