bevsta

Mr Sydney, Australia 34 years-old

laury 9 May 2012, 02:05 Port Elgin, Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML

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smart move there 16 May 2012, 16:10 Naas, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

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