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Ocoee 29 years-old Single

tingles 19 January 2013, 13:20 Solihull, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he reached out onto my dressing table to grab the lube. He missed, and found the hand sanitizer instead. I'm not sure who is in more pain. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States 🌶️ Spicy

Interrogation

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing my dad said to him was "So, how low have you kissed?" FML

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