mrdj

Miss Melbourne, Australia 36 years-old Single

Noname 16 March 2009, 04:05 United States

Today, I was rejected from the University of Washington. My dad has been a professor there for 30 years, and is on the board of admissions. FML

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Anonymous 26 September 2011, 18:20 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Mixing it up

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

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