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Miss Somewhere, Over the Rainbow In a relationship

dateless This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff London, United Kingdom

Tonight, on Blind Dates…

Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML

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booksandshadows 4 March 2014, 09:06 San Diego, United States

Today, while walking through Wal-Mart I noticed a cute employee. With a sudden burst of confidence, I walked right up to him, intending to ask for his number. Instead, I looked him in the eye and said, "Excuse me sir, how much do you know about bedsheets?" and then ran. FML

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