irishlcn

Mr melbourne, austraila 56 years-old In a relationship

hurley 27 February 2011, 10:10 Australia

Going medieval

Today, I had my friends help me put on a suit of full plate armor for a medieval re-enactment. After the battle, my friends left. I can't get the armor off by myself and will probably have to sleep in it. FML

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dahs 3 April 2011, 11:27 United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML

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Anonymous 4 April 2011, 01:46 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Nice try, chief

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

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