Briimstone

Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML

Classic stereotype?

Today, my sister was crying to me about how her boyfriend never showed up for their date. He's done this many times before, so I suggested the fact that maybe he'd just ditched her. She said that was ridiculous, because, "He's Canadian" and according to her, "They don't lie." FML