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Miss 33 years-old In a relationship

Anonymous 9 September 2012, 12:03 Altamonte Springs, United States 🌶️ Spicy

That was quick

Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML

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SadDad 22 September 2012, 18:11 Alexandria, United States

Today, I came home to find my eight-year-old son had basically set fire to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV called "fire bending." FML

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