DoctorMew88

Mr Des Moines, USA 38 years-old It's complicated

MegasaurusRex89 18 October 2014, 00:04 Daly City, United States

Today, I learned that if you give a squirrel a cookie, he'll climb up your pants in search of more cookies. FML

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HoobidibooFox This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Coseley, United Kingdom

Silver linings

Today, I found out the one good thing about having fat rolls: when someone walks in on you sitting on the toilet, they hide your private parts. FML

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