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Mr 35 years-old In a relationship

LadySteveMartin 2 April 2013, 00:18 Woonsocket, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Excuuuuuuuuse me!

Today, I finally had the best sex I've ever had with this really hot guy I've been hanging out with lately. I thought everything was all well and good until he turned to me and said, "You know, your orgasm face kinda reminds me of Steve Martin, but in a good way." FML

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Ribbed for Her Disaster 4 April 2013, 16:04 Orpington, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML

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