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Mr Phoenix, United States Single

Chuffy 1 December 2012, 06:01 Loveland, United States

Today, I followed my neighbor's advice and sprayed Sprite on my Christmas tree because it will "make it live longer." I just came downstairs to find my Christmas tree covered in ants. FML

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karmamaybe This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Vermillion, United States

We're sorry

Today, I was slapped across the face by a girl in the waiting room at the dentist's office. She thought I was taking a picture of her breasts with my phone. I was smiling while reading other people's FMLs. FML

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