Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Boo!
Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML
lolwilko
raraisbang
Doyline, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was forced to listen to a client rant about her lackluster sexual encounters with her husband. I was also given a rather detailed description of his manhood. Apparently, it's small. FML
Brody89
Vancouver, United States
Sorry Mr Whiskers
Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML