Owakeri

Berlin, Germany 39 years-old In a relationship

mathesonn 29 May 2014, 23:32 Auburn, United States

Today, out of habit from twelve years of karate classes, I bowed to my teacher as I exited my classroom. My chemistry classroom. FML

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Stop_HammerTime 4 August 2014, 13:51 Northwich, United Kingdom

Today, due to a hammer-related incident, instead of receiving glass ornaments as gifts from my trip to Venice, my friends will be receiving novelty postcards of Michelangelo's David's penis. FML

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