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Miss Single

Anonymous 19 March 2013, 19:35 Calexico, United States

Today, I decided to turn my life around and start exercising more. I didn't even make it out the door before I tripped and fractured my ankle. FML

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Anonymous 6 March 2014, 02:09 Portsmouth, United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML

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