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Mr Modesto, United States of America 32 years-old In a relationship

what_a_loner 17 November 2013, 22:07 Bowmanville, Canada

Today, I got into a fight with a lawn chair. It won. FML

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stalked 8 January 2014, 20:27 Boca Raton, United States

Today, to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately, I ducked into the girl's bathroom. After few minutes, he stuck his head in with his eyes closed and asked if I was done yet. FML

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