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newkid This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Owner of a lonely heart

Today, I was so lonely, I dragged out a conversation with a lady who called to get me to make an appointment to give blood. FML

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ProudMamma 14 September 2016, 01:50 Oakville, Canada

Today, my ex came back into my life, professing his love and begging for another chance. This begging act ended rather suddenly once he remembered I have a daughter. FML

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XRayXLopez1 This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff Dallas, United States

Catching up

Today, I met a friend I hadn't seen in forever. After talking for a while, he says, "I knew there was a reason I stopped talking to you." FML

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