g_marie1632

Username 20 July 2011, 23:07 United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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toni405 21 July 2011, 21:24 United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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