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About Crevettedunet

Moi j'aime la pizza, c'est bon la pizza...

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Météo favorable

By Aupoil - 07/06/2011 15:42 - France

Aujourd'hui, une pluie battante fait un bruit d'enfer dans mon bureau alors que je suis au téléphone avec un client. Celui-ci me fait remarquer : "Ça a l'air d'être le déluge, chez vous." Je lui réponds : "Oh oui, ne m'en parlez pas, en plus je suis à poil." À pied, c'est ça le mot correct, en fait. VDM

I agree, your life sucks 71 017

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By Anonyme - 22/07/2011 21:21 - France

Aujourd'hui, c'est moi qui fais les courses, comme d'habitude. Je retiens l'ascenseur pour la petite dame du 6e, qui a les bras aussi chargés que moi. Je lui dis en souriant : "C'est toujours à nous de faire les courses, hein !" Elle me répond : "Oui, mon chat est un vrai fainéant." Silence. VDM

I agree, your life sucks 71 822

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By Anonyme - 01/08/2011 16:18 - France

Aujourd'hui, mon mari a jeté le goupillon qui sert à nettoyer le biberon de notre bébé. Bah oui, il ne voyait pas ce qu'une "brosse à chiottes" faisait à côté de l'évier. VDM

I agree, your life sucks 61 676

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By Anonyme - 05/10/2011 20:00 - France

Aujourd'hui, j'ai été chargée d'enregistrer l'annonce du répondeur pour notre boîte. Je l'ai fait rapidement avant de passer à autre chose. Les clients ont donc eu droit à un message finissant par "... Veuillez laisser votre message après le bip sonore... *silence* Allez hop ! Vite torché !" VDM

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By KenshinsRoses - 12/11/2011 02:15 - France

Aujourd'hui, exténué, je fonce direct au lit. Ma copine, rentrée tard, me réveille en pleurs et me serre dans ses bras : "Tu ne ronflais pas, alors j'ai cru que tu étais mort !" VDM

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By iJiss59 - 17/12/2011 20:57

Aujourd'hui, alors que j’attends mon bus sous la pluie, je le vois me passer sous le nez. Je fais un signe au chauffeur pour qu'il me prenne et, au moment où je monte, il me lance d'un air joyeux : "Désolé, je ne vous avais pas vu, je vous avais pris pour un arbre." J'ai un manteau vert et des bottes marron. VDM

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By coureusedehaies - 29/01/2012 18:21 - France

Aujourd'hui, je fais une compétition d'athlétisme avec mon lycée. Au départ de la course de haies, j'aperçois un garçon mignon sur le bord du parcours. Instinctivement, je fais tout pour l’impressionner. C'est réussi : j'ai couru tellement vite que j'ai oublié de sauter la première haie. VDM

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Monday 30 January 2012 18:43

Bonjour ! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM (mesuiscrééuncomptevitefait). Ben déjà que je m'étais tapé la honte, mais une semaine plus tard, je l'ai recroisé à un cross :B Je sais pas s'il m'a reconnue, j'espère pas x) Si ça se trouve, il a lu ma VDM et il se doute de rien....

By lalali7 - 22/04/2012 20:16 - France - Annecy-le-vieux